Canada rejoiced at the news that the last goose has made it home after being summoned home early from their winter vacation. "We really...

After finally tapering off the deadly Covid-19 virus in their country, China's government announced their true intentions behind...

As the nation retreats into their own quarters to heal from a hideous plague that has swept throughout the entire world, a familiar group...

After nearly every province declared state of emergencies, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau called on Canada's seasoned professionals when...

The distant drums of reconciliation finally made their way into the hearts of Canadians as the 2019 curtain draws to a close. Across the...

Boasting about his political party's non-approach to Indigenous issues, Andrew Scheer made a promise that they would raise the percentage...

Extolling the virtues of white nationalism and sacrificing oneself for a country they never built, a 300 lb diabetic meatbag announced...

An exasperated nation reported that they would rather just stay the fuck at home on election day. When pressed on which candidate has...

OTTAWA - Reflecting on the incredibly difficult road that brought him there, a privileged white male discussed his plans to deal with...

Dazed by his party's surge in the polls, Conservative leader Andrew Scheer spent the morning dreaming about what he would do as Prime...

Descending upon election season with a grimace on their face, Canada's Indigenous people will decide exactly how they want to be fucked.

Exhausted by the anguish of conducting a nation-wide search for the two “kind and considerate” murder suspects,

OTTAWA — Triumphantly calling his latest policy of not doing much to battle the water crisis in Attawapiskat the greatest move he has...

Sneering into the camera and yelling incoherent words into the camera, a senior citizen unleashed a racist tirade on live television...

Regarding themselves with much pride in the work they have contributed to diminishing social inequality in Indigenous communities, the...

“Look,” said RCMP Commissioner, Brenda Lucki. “We know how to handle this media shitstorm, because the fact of the matter is, we have...

After waking up at 9:30 am, calmly taking a deep breath in his mother’s basement, and checking his social media feed, Tanner Hill took to...

Trudeau’s computer chip was malfunctioning more than regular on Monday. It seems the AI algorithm was suffering deficiencies when...

OTTAWA — Overwhelmed by the impossible task set before them, the Bank Of Canada issued a national search for the next person to be...

In a groundbreaking study conducted by Canada’s leading health experts, researchers concluded that Indigenous people have been...