Minister of Transportation Announces That All Canadian Geese Have Made It Home Safe And Sound
China Admits It's All An Elaborate Ploy To Give Indigenous People Their Land Back
As Canada Quarantines, Bison Appear On The Plains As Indigenous People Roam Freely Once Again
Seasoned Indigenous Communities Summoned To Assist With Nation's First State Of Emergency
2019: The Year Nothing Bad Happened To Indigenous People
Scheer Disappointed That 50% Of Indigenous Children Live In Poverty, Says We Can Go Higher
White Nationalists Mistakenly Endorse Indigenous Suffrage Because They Can't Fucking Read
Report: Just End It Already
Man Who Grew Up In Mansion Knows What's Best For These Kids
Scheer Lays In Bed Dreaming About A Sexier, More Oppressive Indian Act
Indigenous People Gather For The Ceremonial Choice Between A Ball Gag, Butt Plug, Or Dildo
RCMP Wishes For Simpler Times Like When They Could Just Give Up While Searching For Indigenous Women
Trudeau Shows Trump How To Treat Marginalized Children By Depriving Them Of Clean Drinking Water
Old White Man Grappling With Idea Of Foreigners Taking All The Stolen Land
Canada To Deploy “Thoughts And Prayers” Relief Baskets To Indigenous Communities In Poverty
RCMP Says “Concerning” Arrest Video Doesn’t Contain Entire 152 Year Practice Of Police Brutality
“Happy Canada Day,” Says The Sad Sack Who Hasn’t Contributed Much In The Past Year
World Leader AI Malfunctioning Causes Unknown
Bank Of Canada Announces Search For The Next Colonial Leader To Feature On Canadian Dollar Bill
Researchers Conclude That The Indigenous Word For “Intermittent Fasting” Is “Poverty"