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Minister of Transportation Announces That All Canadian Geese Have Made It Home Safe And Sound

Canada rejoiced at the news that the last goose has made it home after being summoned home early from their winter vacation.

"We really reached across the aisle to ensure we got this done," said a teary eyed Marc Garneau, current Minister of Transportation in the Trudeau cabinet. "Over three million geese were urged to return home after the Coronavirus outbreak. And we are proud to announce that today, the last one has returned home on a Sunwing aircraft carrier."

Canadian custom agents revealed that when they interrogated a goose showing fever-like symptoms after exiting the aircraft, the avian creature replied by saying, "Don't worry... it's just the bird flu." Sources confirmed that this joke should be arrested and quarantined indefinitely.


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