White Nationalists Mistakenly Endorse Indigenous Suffrage Because They Can't Fucking Read


Extolling the virtues of white nationalism and sacrificing oneself for a country they never built, a 300 lb diabetic meatbag announced that they were the superior race. Anthony Little, who lives in his mother's basement, promised a crowd of six supporters that they would carry out Indigenous suffrage to the fullest degree.


"For too long have we suffraged as white people," said a teary eyed Anthony Little. "So now it is time for Indigenous people to undergo suffrage for a change. Our fathers suffraged and died for this country, and I would be damned if we let that all go to waste!"


Sources confirmed that once he found out what suffrage actually means, he committed suicide for being an "indigenous lover".

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