OTTAWA — Triumphantly calling his latest policy of not doing much to battle the water crisis in Attawapiskat the greatest move he has ever done, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau called out the US President for ruthlessly placing immigrant children in cages.
“During these trying times, I like to compare our own shortcomings to issues in other countries,” said Prime Minister Trudeau. “No matter how incompetent we are here in the Canadian government, I know it will never be as bad as down there. It makes the policy of neglecting children of clean drinking water nothing in comparison to putting them in cages. I mean, Jesus.”
Sources confirmed that this is just the usual practice of national governments coming up with new ways to oppress historically marginalized groups in society.