RCMP Announce Shooter's True Motives Will Be Revealed During His Inevitable Special On NetflixAfter hearing news about the mass shooting that took place in Nova Scotia, RCMP Commissioner Brenda Lucki and Netflix Chief Content Officer Ted Sarandos swif...
Man Who Knows Every Marvel Character Has No Idea What Treaty Number He Lives InExpressing profound joy over knowing every origin story of his favorite comic book characters, Tanner Flip-Flops stumbled upon the question when asked about ...
Romeo Saganash Scores Juno Nomination For Rap Album Of The Year After Saying Trudeau “DoesnOTTAWA — Feeling the love after receiving a nod from the Juno’s this year, MP Romeo Saganash celebrated by announcing he will be releasing a mixtape to comme...
Live Action Remake Of Pocahontas A Chance For Disney To Accurately Portray Harmful Stereotypes In HDAfter toasting other Disney executives atop their ivory castle, Chief Executive Officer Robert Iger announced plans for a reboot of the movie literally nobod...
Hollywood Approves Indigenous Remake Of “Fast & Furious” Franchise, Will Be Called LOS ANGELES — In a racial victory for Indigenous people everywhere, Universal Pictures approved a landmark deal that will see the highly lucrative “Fast & Fu...
Leaked Avengers 4 Script Reveals Hawkeye To Be Marvel’s First Indigenous SuperheroLOS ANGELES — “Now that the secret is out. I just cannot believe it took everyone this long to figure it out,” said Jeremy Renner who plays Hawkeye in the Ma...
Kanye West Reveals Indigenous Ancestry By Releasing New Song “Brown Skinhead”CHICAGO — “I just knew I had that fire inside me,” said a highly energized Kanye West. “There was always that voice calling out to me in the distance, tellin...
Indigenous Community Opens Up First Casino Themed High-SchoolMANITOBA — In a breaking-new approach to education on-reserves, Little Foot First Nation has opened their doors to students hoping for a better way of life. ...
