Desperate To Oppress Covid-19 With Government Resources, Canada Offers To Sign A Treaty With ItRejoicing at the idea of bringing back the oldest Canadian trick in the book, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced a new plan of attack against the "invis...
Indigenous People Mostly Upset That Covid-19 Didn't Even Do A Land AcknowledgementAfter hearing word that the Coronavirus entered Indigenous territory without conducting the proper protocols, Assembly of First Nations Chief Perry Bellegard...
China Admits It's All An Elaborate Ploy To Give Indigenous People Their Land BackAfter finally tapering off the deadly Covid-19 virus in their country, China's government announced their true intentions behind unleashing the dangerous pla...
Scheer Disappointed That 50% Of Indigenous Children Live In Poverty, Says We Can Go HigherBoasting about his political party's non-approach to Indigenous issues, Andrew Scheer made a promise that they would raise the percentage of Indigenous peopl...
Report: Just End It AlreadyAn exasperated nation reported that they would rather just stay the fuck at home on election day. When pressed on which candidate has impressed them the most...
Man Who Grew Up In Mansion Knows What's Best For These KidsOTTAWA - Reflecting on the incredibly difficult road that brought him there, a privileged white male discussed his plans to deal with Indigenous children tak...
Scheer Lays In Bed Dreaming About A Sexier, More Oppressive Indian ActDazed by his party's surge in the polls, Conservative leader Andrew Scheer spent the morning dreaming about what he would do as Prime Minister. "The lord wor...
Indigenous People Gather For The Ceremonial Choice Between A Ball Gag, Butt Plug, Or DildoDescending upon election season with a grimace on their face, Canada's Indigenous people will decide exactly how they want to be fucked.
Trudeau Shows Trump How To Treat Marginalized Children By Depriving Them Of Clean Drinking WaterOTTAWA — Triumphantly calling his latest policy of not doing much to battle the water crisis in Attawapiskat the greatest move he has ever done, Prime Minist...
Old White Man Grappling With Idea Of Foreigners Taking All The Stolen LandSneering into the camera and yelling incoherent words into the camera, a senior citizen unleashed a racist tirade on live television today. The remarks were ...
World Leader AI Malfunctioning Causes UnknownTrudeau’s computer chip was malfunctioning more than regular on Monday. It seems the AI algorithm was suffering deficiencies when computing how humans behave...
Jody Wilson-Raybould Caught Bribing Libyan Dictators, Trudeau Promptly Reinstates Her As AGIn an unexpected sequence of events, former Justice Minister and Attorney General, Jody Wilson-Raybould, has been accused of bribing foreign dictators to sec...
Breaking: Award-Winning News Company Uncovers Senator Lynn Beyak’s Top Secret WebsiteIn probably one of the most incredible and daring displays of journalism in the modern century, The Feather News has just unearthed shocking new evidence reg...
Indigenous Leaders Wish MP Robert Ouellette Would Stop Calling It The “Tipi Of Commons”Flummoxed at the prospect of admonishing one of their own, Indigenous leader across the country issued a gentle warning to the young member of parliament. “W...
Liberals Reveal It Was An Elaborate Prank Just To See Conservatives Listen To An Indigenous WomanAnnouncing that the recent SNC-Lavelin scandal was just a hoax, Prime Minister Trudeau and his cabinet members began laughing menacingly in the House of Comm...
Ghost Of Trudeau Sr. Returns To Console Son: “Thought I Told You To Not Mess With The Indians"OTTAWA – With a grey fog suddenly appearing in the hallways of 24 Sussex Drive, the haunting ghost of Pierre Trudeau slowly opened the door to the master bed...
Nation Shocked That A Government With A History Of Colonialism Would Do This To An Indigenous WomanSpeaking on the recent developments on the whole SNC-Lavelin affair, local painter Robert Paulsen expressed his grief and despair over the whole matter. “It ...
Uncovered Portrait Of John A. Macdonald Gifted To Indigenous People Evidence Of Very First Dick PicVICTORIA – In a stunning discovery, historians at the Royal BC Museum uncovered a 6 x 9 hand-drawn portrait of Sir John A. Macdonald found in correspondence ...
Shit Show Proves PM Is Willing To Intervene In Justice For SNC-Lavalin, But Not Justice For ColtonIn a move that has literally surprised no one, former Justice Minister and Attorney General, Jody Wilson-Raybould resigned from Trudeau’s cabinet this mornin...
Trudeau Doubles Down On Reconciliation Efforts By Unveiling His Eagle Feather Tramp StampOTTAWA — Regarding his administration as the architect of modern-day reconciliation, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announced he has gotten a new tattoo in re...
