Trudeau Shows Trump How To Treat Marginalized Children By Depriving Them Of Clean Drinking Water





Old White Man Grappling With Idea Of Foreigners Taking All The Stolen Land


Canada To Deploy “Thoughts And Prayers” Relief Baskets To Indigenous Communities In Poverty


RCMP Says “Concerning” Arrest Video Doesn’t Contain Entire 152 Year Practice Of Police Brutality


“Happy Canada Day,” Says The Sad Sack Who Hasn’t Contributed Much In The Past Year


Bank Of Canada Announces Search For The Next Colonial Leader To Feature On Canadian Dollar Bill


Jody Wilson-Raybould Caught Bribing Libyan Dictators, Trudeau Promptly Reinstates Her As AG


Trudeau Unveils Plan To Send All White Children To "Reconciliation Schools"


Breaking: Award-Winning News Company Uncovers Senator Lynn Beyak’s Top Secret Website


In Reconciliation Move, Police Will Do Land Acknowledgement Before Arresting Indigenous People


Indigenous People Warn Anti-Vax Movement “Do You Want Smallpox? Because That’s How You Get Smallpox


Indigenous Leaders Wish MP Robert Ouellette Would Stop Calling It The “Tipi Of Commons”


Liberals Reveal It Was An Elaborate Prank Just To See Conservatives Listen To An Indigenous Woman


Man Who Knows Every Marvel Character Has No Idea What Treaty Number He Lives In


Nation Shocked That A Government With A History Of Colonialism Would Do This To An Indigenous Woman


Uncovered Portrait Of John A. Macdonald Gifted To Indigenous People Evidence Of Very First Dick Pic


Shit Show Proves PM Is Willing To Intervene In Justice For SNC-Lavalin, But Not Justice For Colton


Trudeau Doubles Down On Reconciliation Efforts By Unveiling His Eagle Feather Tramp Stamp


Company’s Only Indigenous Employee Beginning To Think She Is Just There To Pad Diversity Numbers


Indigenous Voters Just Choosing Whichever Political Party Fucks With The Most Lube At This Point