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Ghost Of Trudeau Sr. Returns To Console Son: “Thought I Told You To Not Mess With The Indians"


OTTAWA – With a grey fog suddenly appearing in the hallways of 24 Sussex Drive, the haunting ghost of Pierre Trudeau slowly opened the door to the master bedroom.

“What have you done?” said Trudeau Sr. “This is exactly the kind of thing I was trying to avoid with the whole White Paper thing. If we abolished all their rights, then you wouldn’t be in this mess right now, would you? Perhaps this is some form of karmic retribution for our sins against those clever people.”

Sources confirmed that Justin’s son is looking forward to making the same mistakes one day as well.


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