Shortage Of Robes For Newly Ordained Priests Forces Catholic Church To Recycle Their Old KKK Hoods


“We figured that they are similar enough in style and intent that we would just reuse the old robes,” said Pope Francis in a new order delivered across the globe. “All we need to do is add a few crosses.”

The church has come under fire for not adequately preparing priests for their job, so this new initiative of restoring old KKK hoods will bring a new sense of old direction for what they are tasked with.

Sources confirmed that as the pontifex dusted off the old hoods from the early 1900’s, an overwhelming sense of wonder gripped his entire being as the old spirits of racism were risen once again. “These old hoods will do just fine,” he reportedly said.