The strategy of forgetting about national tragedies by burying it deep beneath Canadian soil has reached towards the recent string of Catholic Churches that have been burnt to the ground.
”We figure since this is a Canadian thing to do now, why not do it with these churches?” asked Clarence Thomas, concerned citizen. “It really is a waste to see such garbage getting thrown under the soil but tradition is tradition. We must honour the oppressor‘s way.”
Sources confirmed that once the remains are buried, everyone with knowledge of the matter is advised to pretend like nothing happened and once the remains are found, to act genuinely surprised that something like this would happen in Canada.