Uncovered Portrait Of John A. Macdonald Gifted To Indigenous People Evidence Of Very First Dick Pic
VICTORIA – In a stunning discovery, historians at the Royal BC Museum uncovered a 6 x 9 hand-drawn portrait of Sir John A. Macdonald...
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Shit Show Proves PM Is Willing To Intervene In Justice For SNC-Lavalin, But Not Justice For Colton
In a move that has literally surprised no one, former Justice Minister and Attorney General, Jody Wilson-Raybould resigned from Trudeau’s...
Indigenous Woman’s “Rich White Girl” Identity Somehow Made Her Sexual Assault Case
VANCOUVER — Flipping her blonde hair to the side while walking to the Range Rover, Taylor Smith just finished submitting a police report...
New Indigenous Student Looking Forward To Being Shown Off In The Campus Brochure
EDMONTON — Recognizing that his studies would not be complete until he is used as a recruitment tool, Thomas Redbear expressed excitement...
Canada Officially Declares Indigenous People As Endangered Species
OTTAWA — Recognizing that the current plight of its Indigenous people will lead to extinction, the Canadian government announced...
News Monologue #1 – Canada’s Justice System
“News” Correspondent Danny Knight delivers an in-depth analysis on Canada’s relationship with Indigenous people. Sharing is caring:...
Canada Proposes Year Long Holiday To Mark Legacy Of Historical Wrongs Against Indigenous People
OTTAWA — Acknowledging that they are going to need 365 days to commemorate every racist policy carried out by colonial ancestors, Prime...
Critics Warn That Removing John A. Macdonald Statue May Lead To Eradicating Racism Altogether
VICTORIA — Lamenting the fact that their esteemed leader will no longer be glorified for his crimes against Indigenous peoples, critics...
Indigenous Child Living In Poverty Looking Forward To Being Displayed In A Museum One Day
TORONTO— “It may not look like much now, but it will be when they are on display behind tempered glass and educational plaques,” said...
Stephen Harper Disappointed At The 92% Incarceration Rate Among Indigenous Youth, Says “We Could Go
ALBERTA — Responding to the recent report issued by Statistics Canada on the soaring rates of incarcerated Indigenous youth, former Prime...
Indigenous People In Canada Celebrate Their One Day While Sharks Get A Whole Week
CANADA — On June 21st, a nation comes together to celebrate the rich cultural history of Indigenous people and also pay honour to the...
Oil-Soaked Indigenous Man Says Living Off The Land “Probably Not A Good Idea”
BRITISH COLUMBIA – “It’s everywhere,” said Thomas Redbear of Little Foot First Nation. “The other day I was goose hunting and I slipped...
Law Firms Introduce “6th Lawsuit Free” Promotion for Indigenous People
TORONTO — Recognizing the litigious needs of their most disenfranchised clients, law firms in Canada have revealed a promotion that...
Indigenous Children In Canada Now Issued Protest Signs At Birth
OTTAWA — In a stunning change of policy, the Canadian government has announced groundbreaking new legislation for Indigenous children on...
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