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Website Promises To Help Indigenous Couples Find Out If They're Cousins, Will Be Called

Updated: Sep 21, 2019

Still reeling from their first date, Misty Littlefoot had an ominous feeling about the man she had just met.

“I thought to myself this couldn’t happen again,” said Misty. “But luckily after sending in my DNA to and paying the five beaver pelt surcharge, lo and behold… we are cousins. The email told me to start finding a new hang out spot and quit wearing the sexy Tommy Hilfiger blouse that attracts those familiar hands.”

The website launched in the summer of 2018 by a group of disgruntled single ladies who just want to put a ring on it, dammit!


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