In a groundbreaking study conducted by Canada’s leading health experts, researchers concluded that Indigenous people have been intermittent fasting for well over a century, they just used a different word for it. “Our findings suggest that Indigenous people began this diet sometime after colonialists starting sneezing all over the place,” said Tim Sullivan, Linguist Professor at Carlton University. “They began it well before the stay-at-home moms, bored gym bros, and sexually

Still reeling from their first date, Misty Littlefoot had an ominous feeling about the man she had just met. “I thought to myself this couldn’t happen again,” said Misty. “But luckily after sending in my DNA to Incestry.com and paying the five beaver pelt surcharge, lo and behold… we are cousins. The email told me to start finding a new hang out spot and quit wearing the sexy Tommy Hilfiger blouse that attracts those familiar hands.” The website launched in the summer of 2018

TORONTO — A brand new TV series aims to break down the harmful stereotypes attributed to white women in the city by bringing Indigenous people to a Starbucks for the first time ever. “It really gives them a chance to experience how rich in culture we can be,” said Callie, who is a barista at the Starbucks in the valley. “When they first presented me with the idea, I thought ‘K, I am so confused. Like, how are they going to survive one winter not living in those animal huts th