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Nation Misses Days When The Only Thing Disrupting Economy Was Rail Blockades

After a record number of people applied for Employment Insurance in Canada, citizens took time to reminisce on the days when times were simpler.

"I really wish I could go back to February," said a teary-eyed Joe Wilson while waiting in line at Service Canada. "Blaming a group of people for torpedoing the economy was so much better than this. Take me back to those glory days!"

Analysts predict that the economic crisis will drag on throughout summer and that somehow this is all Indigenous people's fault.


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