Watching in wonder at the fiery scene unfolding before them, citizens across the nation pondered if those lobsters screamed before they met their doom.
"I swear I heard mine scream before turning him into lobster rolls," said Geoffrey Smith, ignorant of the fact that this whole entire event is a treaty infringement. "But whatever, he tasted good. My friends and I were satisfied with the ultimate sacrifice our lobster made. Our hearts go out to the many lobsters who died in that fire."
Sources confirmed that the sound you are hearing are the screams of your ancestors yelling at you for not understanding treaty rights.