VICTORIA – In a stunning discovery, historians at the Royal BC Museum uncovered a 6 x 9 hand-drawn portrait of Sir John A. Macdonald found in correspondence sent back and forth between Indigenous nations and the Canadian government. “Shocking,” said Alfred Dingleberry, the lead historian at the museum. “We knew there were letters and signed documents sent back and forth, but we never imagined Sir John A. Macdonald would draw a photo of himself then send it to them as a gift.

OTTAWA — After brushing off the dust and debris from the old statue, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau wiped a tear off his cheek and marvelled at the father of confederation. The announcement of a new Indigenous Services Minister comes at a time when the entire nation was nearly suffering from full-blown reconciliation with the Natives. This bold move from Trudeau has halted any future plans. “John’s policy is this,” said Trudeau. “How can there be a bad relationship with Indige