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Canada Finally Ready To Admit That Indigenous People Came Up With The Idea For Universal Healthcare
OTTAWA — Although the idea was not strong enough to ward off smallpox and tuberculosis, the intent of healthcare-for-all began as a...
Breaking: The Threat Of Murdering Indigenous People Comes With A Harsher Punishment Than Those Who A
MANITOBA — After purging themselves of bottled-up ignorance on a website that allows any morally bankrupt person to have a platform, two...
Breaking: New Study Confirms That A Tweet And A Themed Profile Picture Does Literally Next To Nothin
CALGARY — A team of researchers have released a report undermining the effects of typing into your little devices for the sake of a...
Indigenous Man Lost After New Vision Quest App Leads Him To Middle Of Lake
BRITISH COLUMBIA — After traversing the rough terrain of dense forests and a failed assent towards the peak of the Rockies, Richard...
The Word “Privilege” Shocked To Find It Has Been Weaponized Against Its Own Will
“During my youth, I was not used to divide and conquer,” said a visibly upset Mr. Privilege. “I never used to be a tool for the social...
Facebook To Introduce “Smoke Signals” Font To Assuage Pressure From Indigenous Groups
“Today, we are excited to announce a new way forward for Indigenous people,” said Mike Schroepfer, Chief Technology Officer at Facebook....
Indigenous Child Living In Poverty Looking Forward To Being Displayed In A Museum One Day
TORONTO— “It may not look like much now, but it will be when they are on display behind tempered glass and educational plaques,” said...
Indigenous Landlords Allow Their Tenants To Celebrate 151 Years, Just Be Done By 10 PM
CANADA — Lifting up their little cute flags in celebration, non-Indigenous people in Canada were overwhelmed to hear the approval of...
Stephen Harper Disappointed At The 92% Incarceration Rate Among Indigenous Youth, Says “We Could Go
ALBERTA — Responding to the recent report issued by Statistics Canada on the soaring rates of incarcerated Indigenous youth, former Prime...
Indigenous People In Canada Celebrate Their One Day While Sharks Get A Whole Week
CANADA — On June 21st, a nation comes together to celebrate the rich cultural history of Indigenous people and also pay honour to the...
Senator Lynn Beyak Pushes Back By Revealing How Many Indigenous People She Really Knows
OTTAWA — “I know a lot of indians,” said a defiant Senator Lynn Beyak. “Most of them are good people. In fact, I keep a journal of all...
Leaked Avengers 4 Script Reveals Hawkeye To Be Marvel’s First Indigenous Superhero
LOS ANGELES — “Now that the secret is out. I just cannot believe it took everyone this long to figure it out,” said Jeremy Renner who...
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